1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My arms.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Brown.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Just whatever's clean.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Pretty good. On this site, though, I feel alone. So very, very alone.

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
I kissed a girl's hand at a party last night.

8. Person before that?
My son.

10. What are you craving right now?
Nothing.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage stew. . . w/ hot sauce.

12. Do you make prank calls?
Yeah, but only to my best friends. I've never just done it to a random person.

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
No, can't say that I have. I've hooked up w/ a girl FROM out of state, but it happened in this state.

14. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
Nah, not anymore. When I was little I had a stuffed Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
*snort* Heck no. Why would I do that? Counting's boring!

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I bite it. I can't help it, man! I'm very greedy!

18. Do you like anyone right now?
Yeah, I found a girl I used to like back in high school online. We had really good chemistry back then, and we're supposed to hang out next weekend. She's really nice, like a female version of me.

19. What do you think of crickets?
I don't like them very much. Sometimes they get in the house, and they're fast and jump far. I don't kill them, though. Just trap it and set it free.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
No.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I put pepper on it.

22. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

25. Would you go sky diving?
Yeah, I bet that would be a lot of fun! It would be hard not to chicken out, though.

26. Would you go out to eat w/ George W. Bush?
No. . . And I don't think G. W. would eat w/ me, either.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Hmm, that would be WAY too nice. I could possibly eat the potato, then spit it in his face.

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
My eyes.

Do you rent movies often?
No, I don't watch many movies.

31. Who sat behind you in your math class?
This girl named Tracy, who wanted to be a drummer in a rock band w/ me. She moved away.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes, easy.

35. Who are you going to be w/ tonight?
My son.

36. Brown or white egg?
Is there a difference between the two?

38. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, they have a little miniature train at the Tulsa zoo, to get you from one section to another.

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Yeah, lots of times. I use that word very liberally, because I have a lot of love for everybody.

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Mm-hmm.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Probably working.

44. Ever had cream puffs?
Nuh-uh. I've never seen them here.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
Oh, fosho!

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yeah, it was all right. Better than I thought it would be.

47. What was the last question you asked?
"Do you have any pot?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Tech N9ne - EverReady. For the THIRD time. I keep losing it!

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
It was 313, and the bus driver always had it on the country music station.

51. Is your hair curly?
No.

52. Last time you cried?
When I listened to "Because I Love You" by Lenny Williams. That one always gets me.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Ain't gonna happen. And I'll make SURE it ain't gonna happen.

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
I would like to!


55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
No.

56. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn and Spring. Can't pick which one I like the best.

58. Favorite color?
Green.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, but I want to get a tortoise shell on my left shoulder, and my kid's feet from his birth certificate.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
At my old house, while I was sitting at the computer.

64. Why was your default picture taken?
Don't know, it was just random.

65. Do you like your life right now?
Yeah, I'm in a pretty good place. It could be better, but hey. . . Give it some time.

66. How do you feel about 'love'?
I think it's great! It's one of the best feelings in the world.

67. What is your favorite animal?
Tortoise.

69. Do you have good vision?
Um, I think so. I can still read, but it might be getting worse.

70. Can you hula hoop?
No, I never learned how.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I tried, but there is always that resentment there.

72. Do you have a job?
Yup, held it down for four years.

74. What are you wearing?
Black T-shirt and blue Dickies.

75. What does your hair look like?
Very plain.

76. Ever climbed out a window?
Yeah, I can't remember when or why, though.

77. Can you handle the truth?
I'll feed it to you like a vitamin. . .

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A kid's meal for my baby.

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Maybe 2 or 3 times a day. Sometimes not at all.

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
Probably about 2 hours.

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
No, not anymore.

83. Are you sarcastic?
Sometimes, but apparently I sound like it even when I'm trying to be sincere.

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
Hahaha! No. . . But it's funny to think about doing that!

85. Do looks matter?
No, not at all.

86. Do you use chapstick?
No.

87. Are you too forgiving?
HOLY FUCK YES!!

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No.

89. Do you own a gun?
Maybe. . .

90. Where are you located?
Tulsa, Oklahoma.

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yeah, there's a castle in Muskogee. They sell fireworks and have a renaissance fair.

92. Do you like your hair?
No, never really have. That's why I wear a hat all the time.

93. Do you like yourself?
Uh, well, I mean we all have certain things that we want to change about ourselves, but I guess I'm a pretty decent guy.

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time.
Happy, attempting to make stupid jokes, and failing miserably!

96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
Years ago.

97. Random statement:
Fashion bug.

99. What are you doing today?
Surfing the net. I'll probably try to piece together some new lyrics later.